'Tis the season...for Paris Hilton??

Let me recount a heartwrenching holiday tale to you all....

I was searching Google today for Christmas Lights, more specifically, Christmas Lights in New York City, so I could find a picture for my desktop background. Now being from New England and also disappointed that I wasn't going to be able to make it to NYC this year for the holiday fan-fare, I really wanted a nice pic of Rockefeller Center or some other holiday display... so I searched "Christmas Lights+NYC" and waited for the results. Now, I figured this would be easy and the first thing that came up was an entry for Google News so I clicked on it. Once there, I was assaulted by story after story involving Paris Hilton... Ok... damn you Paris Hilton why are you EVERYWHERE?!?! You RUIN everything! Curiosity over took me at that point and I clicked on one of the links.
Go ahead... take a look for yourself.

So from this article in a paper from South Africa I read on...
Cranston - See Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island winter.
At this point, I'm shaking my head going... Ohhhh Cranston.. what are we going to do with them? If you're not from Rhode Island it might be hard for me to explain this one. But think of t
hat loud, obnoxious Italian cousin who is so out of touch with reality that everytime you bring someone to meet the family you have to warn them in advance. Then that person says..."Ohhh don't worry about it, we alll have crazy family members" and 10 minutes into the introduction they're just thinking about how to reconstruct the ridiculous details to tell all their friends. That's what Cranston is like.

And now I realize that I'm going to get in trouble by my large number of Italian friends from Cranston and probably their boisterous Italian mothers (a la "Ange") Hahaha

The moral of this story is... Paris Hilton in suggestive poses as a Christmas lawn display. Only in C-Town. Gotta love it.

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