I know a hypocrit when I see one.

Britney, Britney, Britney. One minute you're pleading on Dateline to Matt Lauer about being left alone, and the next minute you're posing preggo on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Somebody get this girl a better publicist!! Wanted: Publicist for Britney Spears. Must be level-headed, rational decision maker. Homewreckers encouraged to apply.

Don't get me started on K-Fed. My blood pressure is already high enough this morning.