Britney, Britney, Britney. One minute you're pleading on Dateline to Matt Lauer about being left alone, and the next minute you're posing preggo on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Somebody get this girl a better publicist!! Wanted: Publicist for Britney Spears. Must be level-headed, rational decision maker. Homewreckers encouraged to apply.
Don't get me started on K-Fed. My blood pressure is already high enough this morning.