Early to bed...early to rise

I have never been a morning person. I have never even had hopes of becoming one... until I came across this article, How to Become an Early Riser. And then I realized that the guy was just full of it. His advice was this: Go to bed when you're sleepy and set your alarm clock to a set time each morning (say 5am). "Just exert more control over your sleep patterns", he says. Ohh ok so just tell that alcoholic to "just exert more control" over his drinking habits. Bottom line, early rising just isn't my thing. So I petition that the work day starts at say...1pm and goes until 8pm. How does that sound?